Tuesday, June 23, 2009

The youth of today...

My usual agony aunts are all gone away, so you'll have to deal with the watershed again Bloggie ^^

As a young person, my opinion does not matter. It does not matter because I am in limbo. I cannot be a real young person, because "the age gap is too big" and I am not a real figure of authority because "she's not technically a leader" so my opinion doesn't count. Both those statements quoted above have been contradicted by the persons who made them, to suit themselves of course.

But even others in this clique have done the same. They humour me for a while with their "Yeah, go on, trust us, you poor fragile girl who has made it obvious she has trust issues in the first place" and then spit on me and say "you know what, we actually couldn't give a shit what you think, because it isn't what we think, so shut up!"

I have been an agony aunt to the people they were supposed to be looking after, I have done an unbelievable amount of work, put in so much blood, sweat and tears, but so what? She's only seventeen right? Treat her like shit and she'll bounce right back and forgive us, right?

I think this time was one too many, the little trust I had is gone, respect, amach as an fhuinneog, this time I am actually finished. All I did was try to help children, to whom my opinion does matter, and from now on that is all I will care about.

They say children are the best judges of character, so there must be areason they flock to me instead of you.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Pizza Flu

It is an epidemic that is striking nationwide... creeping up on poor, unsuspecting teens as they're settling down to enjoy a quiet sociable evening with their friends in Pizza Hut... This epidemic is called PIZZA FLU!

As consumers everywhere are ordering their plain Margarita's with Italian bases, they never suspect that their tasty treat is out for revenge...

You see folks, pizza is sick of the way it is treated, discarded as a snack for the youth of today during their trips to town, sick of being unappreciated, and sick of being mass produced and exploited by chains...

A young boy from the Dublin area, it has been reported, is to be the next victim of said Pizza Flu. Mr. Pepsi, the spokesperson for the pizza-trade-union, has declared that the young boy in question spends weekends convincing friends to join him for pizza, only to disrespect it, and engage them in mindless banter instead. Mr. Pepsi has described this boy as medium in height, with women's sized feet. He wears a hat, and answers to the orders of a mysterious blond girl.
If you know anybody who fits this description, please warn them, they will be next.

*Dramatic Musical Ending*